The revenge

Today I just thought of what to do to take 'evenge on those filthy 'ittle kids. I shall take 'evenge by doin' somthin' they ain't gonna like. Such as takin' their priority of buyin' candy from my shop and not even lettin' them into my shop. Or I got a better idea I'll go talk to their to their 'Eadmaster and tell 'em to give them all a whack on the but and they'll learn a lesson. Maybe a few to the one that put the mouse into the jar, that must be the main one. That day I went to their school  and told the 'Eadmaster about everything.

Later after I finished talking to the 'Eadmaster he turned on the fire alarm and made all the children line op on the boundaries of the playground. First he made a speech about what had happened to me , then he said he and I will be inspecting each face carefully. In the beginning we were kind of running then we got slower and slower then we finally came to one of them then we  we saw the main one "Dahl, Roald Dahl  Here's the main one the main one must have put the mouse into the jar. Then I came to the other three which must have been his followers just trying to sneak some candy into their pockets. Then the 'Eadmaster led them all into his office and made them line up,  first one up was one of the followers. The second one up was the guy that bought the candy from me. The third one up was one of the followers.Fourth one up was also one of the followers.The last one up was the guy that I think put the dead mouse in my jar I told the 'Eadmaster  to give this one more than the others. I was sitting on a comfy chair while I saw all the others get hit on their buttocks. I was watching  them clutching  their buts after they finished with their turn to get hit. It was also fun hearing the children squeal like little mice. After they finished they were all walking crookedly because they were holding their buttocks as if they were really precious to them. I bet one of the students parents came and told Mr Coombes that they were leaving the school because what he did to their child. he told me that one less student equals he gets less money. Later that day he came to me complaining that he had also made him pay more money than the rest of them and that was because his mom wanted him to get as much education as he possibly could.

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Friends

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The next day at the sweet shop I saw the five kids that pulled the prank on a few days ago. I felt sorry for the five kids because they got suspended from their school. It crossed my mind that I must apologize for what had happened. Instead of going to apologize I pretended  as if I hadn't seen them because I thought that I might scare them away.

In my dreams I dreamt that I was friends with the five kids. I wanted my dream to come true and stay true.The next day I went around looking in the whole town for them. Finally I found them wandering on the streets by themselves. I ran up to them and said sorry for what had happened and all that. I had also brought some sweets with me that I know they like such as gobstoppers. We went walking for a long time in the park and back to my sweet shop so that they could learn how to knit. I already knitted a set of gloves, hats and scarves so that they could use it for the coming winter. When they were about to leave I told them they could drop by with their families and I also let them pat my cuddly little Snuffles ( my Bengal cat.)

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A few days later their families came over to my sweet shop. They all got free candy. They also wanted to learn how to knit, the parents managed to knit a pair of gloves. The children managed to knit a pair of gloves,socks and a hat. When they were about to leave I took out Snuffles gave to each person to hold for a little while.As they were walking home I waved goodbye to the five kids.


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Mrs Pratchett

Today I was inaugurating my gobstopper jar, I wasn't scrutinizing. Instead of pulling out a delicious gobstopper I was holding out a freaky little dead mouse, I shrieked with horror. The jar slid through my fingers like snakes and landed with a very high pitched crash. The next day I closed the sweet shop, I did it so that none of those filthy little boys could enter and put their filthy little hands on my sweets. That day I was so furious that I went straight to their principal and told him about it. That same day the principal made all the children stand on the boundaries of the playground facing in towards the school. The principal and I went around looking at each person, first we running then we got slower and slower. Then finally we came to the person that bought the candy from me he made me lose my last sherbet sucker, then we came to the guy that must have put the dead mouse into my jar then the rest five were just following the only thing didn't understand is that why the other three came in if they weren't  going to buy anything. Maybe they were just there to make the place dirty or were they there to distract me from the guy that was putting  the mouse into the jar.THERE'S THE ONE THAT BOUGHT THE CANDY OF ME AND THERE'S  THE ONE THAT PUT THE DEAD MOUSE INTO THE JAR !!! When my fingers caught hold of that soggy stinking dead mouse I got  so freaked out  that my gobstopper jar slid through my fingers like snakes. And now I've lost most of my gobstoppers.

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Dahl,Roald. Boy: Tales of childhood.
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Money Loss

Today I bravely went up to Mr Coombes and said that I'll give him all the money that I will give him all the money at the sweet shop that I earn throughout the week. He agreed with me but later I said I wanted to think over it again and he agreed. The next day I told him that I'll pay him half of what I get in one whole week. I was  so lucky that he agreed with me otherwise I would barely have any money to buy my things to eat. So that week gave him at least  a 100 $ Later that day I decided to go buy a pet such as a cat and I'll also try and find out if I can learn how to knit in some kind of training or so.Then I went into a pet shop in the city. In the store I bought a Bengal cat because I thought it was the cutest and the most popular, it only costed 20 $. Then I went into a room where there was an information desk. I went up to the lady working at the information desk and asked her if there were any knitting clubs or training. She said there was one straight and to the left and starts in ten minutes. I was thinking to my self whether I would have found out about the knitting classes. Ten minutes later I attended the knitting classes there was no more than me another lady and the teacher in the room. After a while I got the hang of it and left.


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